Mailon is the school coach . He likes to wander around the school teaching its students self-defence.
Mailon has a hazy purple face, with tufts of light brown hair and shining red eyes. He wears a grubby white shirt with text reading “IM GOOD AT SPOROT”.He is also dressed in red bootleg puma jogging bottoms and grey running shoes.He always holds a piece of fruit in his hand, which will change every time player sees him.
Every two minutes, the player will hear a thumping noise indicating that Mailon would like to begin training. Then, a section of the school will turn completely dark. If the player is in this section, Mailon will start throwing pieces of fresh fruit at the player, which do different things.
Apple-takes away half of the player’s sanity
Pear-causes minor blood loss
Orange-Stuns the player for 15 seconds
Plum-gives the player 5 random items
Banana - gives the player sanity, stamina and blood
Mango- gives the player 500% stamina
Passion fruit- gives the player nausea for 30 seconds
Durian-teleports the player to Natural History or Citizenship Level.
If the player dodges more than 20 pieces of fruit, he’ll give them a notebook to solve.
- He is loosely based on a monty python sketch.